Tuesday, August 12, 2008

American Apparel Sucks, Apparently

Apparently I'm not allowed to wear American Apparel anymore. Or eat butter. I didn't know this was the case, but after reading this, I've been convinced. Apparently, the owner of American Apparel sucks goat ass, and is somebody that I would never purchase items from if I knew better.

In other news, the Minneapolis Police Department continues to suck hard monkey balls. As if you needed further proof of this, Polkey and KK were downright harassed after their house was broken into, and it has only become apparent that the police has all but given up on North Minneapolis as a whole.

I've been wildly unproductive as of late, but I'm sure this will remedy itself once school starts next week. I've got a nice little lineup of classes, plus the judicial practicum and LR, so I should be pretty busy.

That does not mean, however, that I do not want to hang out with my pals. Because otherwise, I'll go crazy.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I prefer the phrase "Monkey Hogg Balls."

Johnny Northside said...

Could you give any details of this "downright harassed" thing in the following paragraph:
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"As if you needed further proof of this, Polkey and KK were downright harassed after their house was broken into, and it has only become apparent that the police has all but given up on North Minneapolis as a whole."
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Um...how is it "proof" of anything if we don't know the story?

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